A FAQ for people trying to figure out TiVo:
Q: Will I watch more or less television once I have TiVo?
A: You will not watch any television whatsoever. You will watch TiVo. Television has commercials. TiVo has only magnificent moving-picture programming filled with people you recognize and love because they are famous—not anonymous acting drones who have acid indigestion and limp penises and need life insurance.
Q: Will TiVo change my life?
A: No, TiVo will not change your life so much as He will destroy your previous life, permitting a new and improved life to rise, phoenix-like, from your ashes. Switching from cable television to satellite is “change.” Moving to TiVo is closer to rebirth.
Thanks to Rex for the tip.Posted by Casper at February 11, 2005 12:12 AM