January 09, 2005

Gym rules

Some good rules of thumb for those thinking of going to the gym.

For the guys:

  1. Stop oogling the girls
  2. Stop oogling the girls
  3. Stop oogling the girls
  4. Unless your name is Lee Haney, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Joe Weider, don't give unsolicited lifting advice
  5. Wear a @(#*$% shirt, you (*@$% prima donna
  6. To clarify: Shirts consist of a torso and sleeves.
For the ladies:
  1. Quit Encoraging The Boys.
  2. No Makeup
For everyone:
  1. Stop comparing yourself to everyone in the building.
  2. Don't spit in the water fountain
  3. Be curteous with "working in"
  4. Don't sing along with your walkman.
  5. If you take it out put it away.

There are more (natch). Amusing sometimes, but generally good advice.

Posted by Casper at January 9, 2005 09:56 PM
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