September 21, 2004

Marriage and Britney

So Britney gets married and then spends the next 48 hours in bed. Bravo.

Not be left out, Christina has to weigh in, saying "I'd never have thought that girl would have done it this way. I know she really loves Kevin, but this is like really low rent this time. ... It's surprising. The whole affair seems somewhat pathetic." She'd be one to know, I suppose.

-- Update --
As usual, Simon has the good stuff:

Lucky that Christina found time between getting her pubic bone pierced, kissing the hatchet-faced Paris Hilton and stuffing dollar bills into lapdancer's gussets long enough to accuse someone holding a quiet wedding of being low-rent and pathetic.

Posted by Casper at September 21, 2004 10:17 PM
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