August 24, 2004

A sure sign of the coming apocalypse

Kylie Minogue wants to sing jazz. Oh my, where to start with this:

  • Shouldn't she try actually singing pop first?
  • Clearly, this is just her way of preparing for a "triumphant return to the world of pop"!
  • Ah, she doesn't want to sell out arena anymore. That must be the reason.
  • "She wants a more grown-up sound to reflect how she has matured." Grown-up and mature. Those are the words that come to mind when accompanied by a photo of Kylie wearing only a see through shirt with sheer black panties.

Well, jazz survived Michael Bolton, it'll survive Kylie.

Posted by Casper at August 24, 2004 02:40 PM
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