"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture" ..... but why let that stop me from trying?
May 26, 2004
Some bad dating lines
From The Sun:
- Nice top – can I talk you out of it?
- How do you like your eggs in the morning – fertilised or unfertilised?
- The name’s Bond. James Bond.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock.
- Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
- I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
- I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
Posted by Casper at May 26, 2004 10:14 AM
