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He's a good writer with a nice turn of the phrase:
Note to Crayola bath colors: please adjust the final hue of the purple tablet; it’s not only not purple, it’s pink, and it’s an alarming shade of pink at that. By which I mean when you step away from your child to answer the phone, you return she’s floating in what appears to be TWENTY GALLONS OF BLOOD. Please make a note of it.
Note to Zippo: here’s a hint about what you could do on your website: Sell Zippos. Just a thought.
His writings are an offbeat look on life from a writer living in Minnesota.